October 2008
55 posts
Is god punishing me?
thatssoshawn:
I don’t put a lot of faith in the big man, but if somehow this showed up at my front door tomorrow morning - I might shift a few personal priorities around to favor a certain somebody… HINT HINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! C’mon big guy, what do you say?
It’s the bicycle equivalent of Orange Tic-Tacs
The worst song on Ready to Die > Anything Dwayne Carter
Does this mean I’m getting old?
Watchbrokedownpalace:
Chelsea Handler is about 4 times better at my job than I am. I’m impressed/jealous.
Also, Tip’s “Blair Underwood nice black guy” joke is tremendous. Also “situtation” is going in the euphemism chamber.
And about 16 times better than Jimmy Fallon.
Forgive the last post’s spelling errors. I will correct them when not typing on the subject line of my phone.
"I Lie Here in a Strange Girl's Apartment"
For Marcia
I lie here in a strange girl’s apartment. She has poison oak, a bad sunburn and is unhappy. She moves about the place like distant gestures of solemn glass. She opens and closes things. She turns the water on, and she turns the water off. All the sounds she makes are faraway. They could be in a different city. It is dusk and people are staring out the windows of that city....
Shut Up. →
Where's Your Polling Place?
Click the voting icon at the top right of the page to find out.
please click it! figuring out how to place the icon into the HTML was the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do.
People get ready
thatssoshawn:
We’ve decided to stir things up a little. To kick off the Halloween celebrations this year, we’re having a contest. Submit all costume photos to shawnkeeler@gmail.com. In the beginning of November, my panel of judges and I will decide on a winner. The prize? Funny you should ask, it’s a $50.00 gift certificate to Mucho Gusto in Tempe. Interested yet? Good, start planning. Please...
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Farmer
so there’s a chicken that lives on my street. that makes a weed house, a meth house, two burnt down houses, a car crashed into house, an architect house and now a chicken house. i love my neighborhood.
Redux
Heartless sounds like Drive Slow on Quaaludes. Needless to say, I like it.
photo via the sartorialist
One...Five
Baby girl turned 1 on Monday and you know I had to keep her laced…
Happy Birthday, Lo Lo!
p.s. i'm over myself →
Watchlivejamie:
Lil’ O’Reilly vs. Barney Frank (Thanks willw!)
Jaime’s Jamie’s blog has been killing it lately. Hilarious video.
Who Dat?
Rivals gets it right…
Dirty-Eight? Pretty generous if you ask me.
Wes, we need to talk
thanks, travis.
Watchpaul rudd’s turn.
thumbs up
this guy’s doing great things
"Oh, look at those clothes"
great pics britt.
"we work nights, we some vampires"
Thank You For Reading Wonders...
what if Electric Circus were released now?
Watchbrokedownpalace:
getthefuckouttahere
getthefuckoutahere is right! better add a Wii to the list.
Walking Distance
Remember this? Yeah, it goes down this Friday at 11am.
RealTalk
We can’t afford Cris’, frontin like we boycott
Please checkout both DGAF (all one, two, three of them) and Phonte’s (both of them) breakdown of R. Kelly.
Highlights:
“‘Cum at the Same Time’ That’s actually the first thing he says in the Song.” “You have to be a fucking autistic savant to come up with shit like this.” ”Every time I...
TimeMachine
how much have you missed?
Incase You Were Wondering...
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laugh-i-did →
- switch is a fool. click the link to see why.
Justice - Across The Universe Tour DVD
This whole post is via Limité Magazine:
Justice, the electronica super-duo has plans to release a DVD of their tour “Across the Universe” directed by Romain Gavras, So-Me & Justice, out on November 24th, Justice continues to tour throughout Europe and North America through November.
*On a side note, does anyone else rewind and play the end of the Escalade commercial over and over?*
you're prettier than me
Let me be the first to introduce you to The Embody Chair by Herman Miller.