April 2008
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March 2008
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Next Weeks Schedule.
Monday - humiliation Tuesday - suffocation Wednesday - condescension Thursday - is pathetic By Friday life has killed me
Watchso funny.
SHAWN KEELER CELLPHONE STEALER!
DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN WITH YOUR CELLPHONE. ANY QUESTIONS, SHAWN? I CAN BE REACHED BY TELEPHONE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 8AM AND 5PM…THAT IS IF YOU HAVE A PHONE THAT WORKS? *UPDATE* WHAT’S SHAWN DOING ON FACEBOOK WHEN HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING? 3:42PM ON A THURSDAY?
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he’s a joke. what happened to all the news fit to print?
pretty rave girl - princess of crime mob.
“For half a century, photography has been the ‘art form’ of the...”
the arab parrot ain't happy. →
Atmosphere - Shoulda Known
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JankyLube
this afternoon i went to JiffyLube to get an oil change and somehow my battery died. now had i been experiencing battery trouble prior to this, i may have been more apt to pay the $104 they wanted to charge me to replace the battery. when i asked them to test the battery and/or recharge it they patently refused. i just want to give a big shout out to Jesus over at JankyLube for the help, you were...
Music for Monday: Disco Siren - Midfield General...
hey man, you should buy a pool...
chris: is this sam’s club? sam’s club associate: yes. chris: do you have above ground pools? sam’s club associate: yep, they’re $285 30 minutes later. 45 minutes after that. erin was way less pleased about the process than the pictures lets on. the thing is gigantic. chris says free beer for everyone at the...
Vaya Con Obama
Vice President Richardson? [la times]
sorry john, i don't remember
just when i thought my morning couldn’t get any better Outkast hits me with a royal flush. [nahright] for all you environmentalist tough guys, mitch roberson’s got something for you. a magazine too cool for subscriptions. on a belated birthday note, back issues no. 0021 and no. 0024 would be greatly appreciated.
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duh.
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free booze and left on the corner at 3am
this is the kind of girl hoff needs to marry. sorry ashley. shortly before travis left me and soldevere stranded in scottsdale at 3am. required shoe photos - get use to them. my shoes. this bird had bump. the only black kid in maliBOO. stretch marks left out to protect the guilty. the camera adds 10 inches.
birthday girl - the roots feat. patrick stump of...
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hello world.
herein begins our journey into the world of blogging. come as we look into the life of matt; his eccentricities, his passions and his boredom. ten-months removed from college traveling to a destination unknown.
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“Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.” -...”