July 2009
58 posts
We’re in Delaware
Who is Miranda Kerr
and why is she always topless on Egotastic? The previous sentence should by no means be construded as a bad thing. Furthermore, is there a better website for the discerning pervert than Egotastic? I’m talking to you Duncan, Hoff, Eller, Sold, Bower, KP, Kurt, et al.
i like this track
Veronica Vaughn: So it's um, the last day of third grade, and you have the teacher alone in your tent, what do you want to do?
Billy Madison: Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo...
Veronica Vaughn: Really?
Billy Madison: ...Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.
the kids don’t stand a chance - vampire...
The Banned Catcher in the Rye "Sequel" Is... →
just like heaven (cure cover) - dinosaur jr.
“Schools have not necessarily much to do with education… they are mainly...”
– Winston Churchill
Oedipus Next
Jack White’s new project Dead Weather’s Treat Me Like Your Mother may be the finest Rage Against the Machine song since Bulls on Parade.
The video is also better than just about anything out there.
good times last night at the a-trak show last...
Pussy smells pussy
Annie Hall
Twenty-five years it took for me to get around to watching that flick; there should be a law against such negligence. This is the definitive relationship flick. A film, and this has been said many a time, that is singularly responsible for dweebish, awkward, smart and funny guys getting laid. A thoroughly enjoyable hour and half of terrific intelligent writing by a master of the craft. Rent it,...
scotus blog →
take a minute and learn something, you guppies
Brüno
was just, eh. quite funny in parts, a bit slow in others and lacked much of a narrative; the ending was also a bit anticlimactic.
the evolution or, well, devolution of baron cohen’s brüno character from the ali g series until now has been a bit underwhelming. the need for a feature-length narrative seems to have forced an embrace of shock over comedy. the worst thing to happen to brüno is...
Watch(via egotastic)
Megan Fox as a smoking hot vampire. All you need to know.
