Best Movie Ever

• Susan, Perfume Salesgirl: You guys looking for something for your mom?
• [Gary and Wyatt exchanged an amused look]
• Garry: I really don't think so...
• [reads her nametag]
• Garry: Sue.
• Susan, Perfume Salesgirl: [astonished] You guys have... girlfriends?
• Garry: You know, I really wouldn't refer to a 23-year-old woman as a girlfriend... more of a lover...
• Wyatt, Garry: Lover... mistress.
• Wyatt: Sexpot.
• Garry: Sexpot is what she is.
• Susan, Perfume Salesgirl: You guys are the ones who got beat up at the homecoming game... right?