DAY 9

Note: The Following statements were described to me by Shawn Keeler on 5-31-2005. Shawn was on his 9th day of a 14-day Volunteer Medical Study where he received blood thinning medications and was required to fast for 20-hours at a time. 

Current Mood:Loopy & DisgruntledCurrent Music:Resorted to Early Kid Rock

-Shawn has a smelly electrode area due to increased contact with EKG Tabs

-Shawn got shit on his hands while wiping his ass and didn’t realize it for 45 minutes and may have bitten finger nails

-Shawn had fish with a lemon herb finish and a side of lima beans in what he calls the Barfeteria

-Shawn has lost 12 pounds

-Shawn has had sex, doggy style with the cleaning lady, “‘cause it was hot” and claims “gap in teeth increases sensation of blow job”

-Shawn has been writing a lot of poetry 

-Shawn is Cold…Very Cold

-Shawn’s Spanish Skills are enhancing also due to increased contact with the Maid

-Shawn states Luis and Victor say hi