“Flogging her book “Still Standing” on the “Today” show this morning, Prejean brushed off the term “sex tape.” She described the footage as “me by myself, there was no one else with me. I was not having sex,” failing to consider that “me by myself” qualifies as sex for roughly 80 percent of the Internet population.”

-Salon’s Mary Elizabeth Williams commenting on former Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejan’s (alleged?) solo “sex tape”. Yep, I said solo.